Trust me, I know nothing

There’s a guy I used to work with. He was well-liked, articulate, friendly, but there was this one weird little thing, almost like a vocal tic. If you asked him a question about anything, he’d say, “I have no idea,” then confidently state an answer. “I have no idea. Average monthly growth last year was […]

The Big Mac Coding Era

McDonald’s is objectively delicious. Kids don’t clamor for quarter pounders, fries, and shakes because they’re cheap or convenient. They demand it because it’s the end result of decades of A/B testing to create the perfect combination of fat, salt, carbs, and animal in order to drive the greatest possible sales over the widest audience for […]