Meter maids
Being able to find a parking space
Investment bankers
The mutual funds in my 401K being well-managed
“Bad” hackers attacking organizations I like
“Good” hackers attacking organizations I hate (also, the rule of law)
Dieting and exercise
The feeling of being in shape
Taxes
Services
Materialism
Consumer electronics
Being interrupted
Getting answers immediately
Writing
Writing
Watching something I’ve worked hard on, and am proud of, disappear without a trace
A word of praise from someone I respect
Big box stores
Low prices
Stop-the-world events
Garbage collection
Interviewing candidates
Hiring
Irony
Irony
Dan Dreams of Coding 
You LIKE stop the world events? Better keep that to yourself or your tires might get slashed! ;)
GAH! Even my blog has bugs, it seems… FIX FIX FIX